Session Log

The Five Tabaxi Brothers

Once upon a time, there were Five Tabaxi Brothers, and they all looked exactly alike. The First Tabaxi Brother could swallow the sea and collect all the “Feeshes.” The Second Tabaxi Brother was immune to venom, even from a Giant Scorpion. The Third Tabaxi Brother had an iron neck and could not be beheaded, even by a Vorpal Sword.

I don’t think they saw us!

The heroes evaded the surveillance and silenced the alarms. Caper brokered an unlikely alliance, and Dirk found love.

Spirit Trolls Goin’ Down!

On the same night that Spirit Airlines ceased operations and began liquidation, the heroes learned the weaknesses of the Spirit Trolls.

Dark Elves from The Mun

The heroes learn that another band of adventurers also seeks the shard of Concar in the Gideon forest. But with Elrovir Rodiridan’s path seeking, the ability to scry shard locations, the good gods’ will, and even the favor of a few devils, the Friends of Forest are destined for victory.

Cardigan of Defense

The smoke is thick, the Balor is angry, and Bigglesworth is seconds away from inventing a new extreme sport. Even so, the heroes handle the crisis with the steady warmth of travelers who bring a little friendliness wherever they wander… even to a block currently full of giants.

Saturday Night Cleaver

He is Frank Ettin, king of the discos (and kitchen knives). Every guy wants to dance like him. Every girl wants to be with him.

Highridge Intruder

Well, obviously we have a demon in Highridge. He’s climbin’ in your windows, he’s snatchin’ your people up, tryin’ to corrupt ‘em. So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re grabbin’ everybody out here.

The Most Delicious City in Veldekar

On Pi Day, the heroes reach Kostigan — a pie‑shaped city perched on a cliff, its “crust” walls protecting a filling of craftsmen, travelers, and Bigglesworth’s stash of fish.

From the toughest grease to the deepest stains, Umbraxus handles the hard work so you don't have to.

February 21, 2026

Sailfish, Sunburn, and Sudden Demons

Captain Leah wanted a quiet supply run. Instead she got Merrow boarders, airborne demons, and Dirk’s ongoing campaign to impress her.

February 14, 2026

A Bastion to Restore, A Ship to Board

Paperwork signed, pirate hats donned, and Bigglesworth declaring, “Fish make strong. Oatmeal make… face sad.”

February 7, 2026

Meet the Former Lord… and His Two Wives

The heroes ponder the mysteries of matrimony, architecture, and smoky auras while Bigglesworth digs for treasure and hopes for tuna.

January 10, 2026

Destiny, Danger… and a Down Payment

The heroes face their own thoughts, shady justice, and a bastion priced like it’s cursed.

January 3, 2026

The Art of Circles by Tuesday Sunbottom

“If you know the ‘animate objects’ spell and know yourself, you need not fear the results of a hundred battles.”

December 13, 2025

The Quokkafication of Ludwig Voss

Once a feared half-orc. Now adorable. Barrowmen remain baffled.

December 6, 2025

Footsmeller Remains At Large!

The heroes have apprehended Ludwig Voss but the dreaded Matty Footseller is loose in Freeburg, likely creeping out customers getting a pedicure at a nail salon.

November 29, 2025

Everyone Loves Entor

DM debuts his one-man show to a packed crowd!

November 22, 2025

Lornella hands Cronberry a shot glass of vodka and whispers “just a splash of vodka and I’d love to drink you up.”

November 15, 2025

The Friends Of The Forest learn of The Bright Brothers

Brother Roberto Chandler, Brother Thradoris “Sly” Fox, and Brother Ignacio Cole

November 8, 2025

Street-Feet Food

Yum yum get in my belly 🐓🐔🍜

Livin' on a Prayer in Bondōvriar

The heroes survive Flar’Melkhis, spook a nerd, and portal-hop with pockets full of loot.

Fairy Rejects Proposal of Giant Hermaphrodite Eel

While Tuesday appreciates being seen, he could never live in a subterranean cavern. He needs to fly through the trees of the forest.

The call is coming from inside the house

Tuesday had long feared Hags. He nervously scouted the dark corners of the woods and swamps as the heroes traveled throughout Veldekar. Little did he know, Korvis was “harboring” a Sea Hag.

Woes of Home Ownership by Flar’Melkhis

Water leaking into the basement causes a dank and moldy smell. Wild animals crawl inside and die under the floor then rot. The wet bandits vandalize your home, and try to steal your trinkets.

Three Terrors of the Greatmarsh

One, Slaad — no problem, see Bigglesworth’s bladework. Two, Highwaymen — only fools Falorn. Three, C.O.U.S. (Crustaceans Of Unusual Size) — I don’t think they exist.

🐸 Shimmer Eve 🧚‍♂️

Tune in to watch the frog drop on this Shimmer Eve spectacular!

🦞 Shell-shocked ⚡️

Lovecraftian lobsters mercilessly brutalized and dismembered by friends of the forest.

The heroes have discovered that Veldekar is filled with fire resistant and even fire immune enemies. Now the dungeon master sends a golem to attack the heroes who is not just immune to damage from fire magic but is actually healed by it.

Veldekar is lousy with Slaad. And they smell funny.

#FriendsOfTheForest

Dress like nobody’s watching; love like you’ve never been hurt. Perform music like nobody’s listening; live as a friend of the forest.

Democracy in Bondōvriar

I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Having concluded the primary cow narrative, the heroes begin their next cow narrative.

February 22, 2025

Pretty Alexander Dido

We’ve been through the desert / To find a cow with three names / It felt good to be out of the rain

February 15, 2025

Do’shara the blue dragon assumes the identity of Samuel Thardos Duke of Brij, fooling his guards and subjects for years.

February 8, 2025

1100-year-old noble found dead

A shadowy unnamed gang of youths from Malus break into elderly woman’s home and kill her.

February 1, 2025

Friends of the Forest

Entor empowers the heroes to defeat Do’Shara also known as Samuel Thardos, Duke of Brij.

January 25, 2025

Do’Shara, Final Boss of Desert Wing

Heroes slaughter henchmen. Samuel Thardos, Duke of Brij, is the blue dragon.

January 18, 2025

“Storming” the Castle

Unnatural lightning and winds do not deter the heroes from entering the Thardos family castle.

January 11, 2025

🐫🏜️🌵🏜️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️

As warned by Joral Deetry, the heroes encounter air elementals in Vor’s Desert.

January 4, 2025

Arrival in Well's Bounty

Bigglesworth survives and finds poop note.

December 28, 2024

Scorpions in Vor's Desert

The Deetry family fled when faced with giant scorpions, but heroes run toward danger. The fastest of our heroes, Bigglesworth the Brave, falls in battle.

December 7, 2024

Ankhegs, get in my tummy!

“They” say that Ankheg are the “Lobster of the Land.”

October 11, 2024

✨ Brij Bridge Journey

✨ The party chases an escape artist and travels toward the Brij Bridge, facing Ankhegs in the badlands.

September 27, 2024

✨ Dinner with Elrovir

✨ The heroes meet Lady Aventary's husband, Elrovir Rodiridan, and prepare for a journey toward the Brij Bridge.

✨ Seven Shard Locations

✨ The Peers return the first shard to the heroes, who now have a summary of the seven remaining shard locations.

✨ Shard of Concar Recovered

✨ After slaying Jarb, the heroes solve a mechanical puzzle to recover a shard of Concar and teleport back to Malus.

✨ The Goristro Jarb

✨ The heroes encounter Jarb the Ascended and the Chasme Sklyx in a lava-filled chamber, starting a brutal battle.

✨ Yochlol and Ropers

✨ Deeper in the cavern, the party faces Yochlol demons and Ropers in a sound-dampened environment.

✨ Hezrou and Vrocks

✨ The heroes clear the subterranean stronghold of Hezrou and Vrocks before resting to prepare for deeper depths.

✨ Subterranean Cavern

✨ The heroes descend into a subterranean cavern, triggering traps and engaging Hezrou warriors in the depths.

✨ Marilith Rampage

✨ Two Marilith demons attack the party in Zedj, and Tuesday transforms his allies into T-Rexes to crush them.

✨ Arrival in Zedj

✨ The heroes reach Zedj and learn of a dragon landing nearby, while Tuesday chats with a local raccoon named Dax.

✨ Incriminating Notes

✨ After defeating the ambushers, the heroes find a note linking the Duke of Brij to the mysterious attacks.

✨ Ambush on the Road

✨ The Carnage Crew and Dolly Mott ambush the heroes on the road to Zedj, leading to a fierce nighttime battle.

✨ Cark Liberated

✨ The Malusian army and the heroes successfully liberate Cark, though a mysterious Slaad manages to escape.

✨ The Siege of Cark

✨ The heroes call in the Malusian army to break a siege of giants and orcs at the town of Cark.

February 23, 2024

✨ The Compound Eye

✨ In Dunstone, the party tracks down Dolly Mott to retrieve a violet gem known as the 'compound eye'.

February 2, 2024

✨ Fiendish Incidents

✨ The heroes visit a shrine of Doriath, meet Lalia again, and learn of fiendish attacks plagueing the towns near Zedj.

January 26, 2024

✨ Vision of Entor

✨ On the road to Zedj, the heroes defeat disguised Slaad and receive a divine vision of two items needed for the shield.

December 22, 2023

✨ Portal to Zedj

✨ After winning bets at the Hexagon Battle, the heroes teleport through a portal to begin their journey to Zedj.

December 15, 2023

✨ Hexagon Battle Open

✨ The heroes attend a combat competition where Annette spots a member of the Carnage Crew hiding in the crowd.

December 8, 2023

✨ Disguises and Reports

✨ Falorn explains his desertion from The Fist, while the party encounters the Carnage Crew again in the city streets.

November 19, 2023

✨ Gem Shopping and Spies

✨ While shopping for crafting gems, Bigglesworth detects a spy following them to a mercenary headquarters.

September 1, 2023

✨ Top Secret Counsel

✨ The heroes meet with city leadership to discuss the alignment between Sylus and Lalia and a new shard in Zedj.

August 25, 2023

✨ Escape to Malus

✨ After deceiving Sylus, the heroes reach the imperial city of Malus and visit the legendary Traveler’s Doorstep.

August 18, 2023

✨ The Green Dragon Sylus

✨ Emerging from the caves, the heroes spot the green dragon Sylus and attempt to hide as they travel through his valley.

August 11, 2023

✨ Tides Turn in the Ambush

✨ The heroes rally against the Venom Trolls and Hobgoblins, utilizing fire and steel to decimate the fleeing enemy.

✨ Ambush of the Venom Trolls

✨ The heroes are ambushed by Goblinoids and Venom Trolls in an overgrown ruin, leading to a chaotic, bloody battle.

✨ Traps and Hobgoblins

✨ After resting, the party navigates a heavily trapped tunnel and engages a vanguard of hostile Hobgoblins.

✨ Battle with the Aboleth

✨ The heroes face the dread Aboleth Flar’Melkhis in the river, narrowly escaping its charms and mind-virus.

✨ The Whirlpool's Grasp

✨ Disaster strikes as the boats capsize in a magical whirlpool, and grasping tendrils drag the heroes into the water.

✨ Shrine to Silpion

✨ After looting the Yuan-ti, the party continues downstream and discovers a shrine to the water goddess Silpion.

✨ Yuan-ti Ambush

✨ In the dark caverns, the heroes battle powerful Yuan-ti serpent-folk, including a Pitmaster and an Anathema.

✨ River Cave Ingress

✨ Joined by dwarves Shail and Dworlan, the party takes boats into an echoing river cave system beneath the mountains.

✨ The Carnage Crew

✨ The heroes are carpet-bombed by the mysterious Carnage Crew, leading to a pointer toward their location.

✨ Treasure and Tunnels

✨ After clearing the outpost of demons, the heroes discover a massive hoard of gold and powerful magical artifacts.

✨ Battle in the Stables

✨ A Beholder-like Spectator and more Vrocks ambush the party in the Darkway, forcing a desperate magical defense.

✨ Entering the Darkway

✨ The heroes enter the Malusian Imperial Darkway, facing Vrocks in an abandoned guard outpost deep underground.

✨ Mission to Malus

✨ Tuesday acquires a magical cloak, and the party is tasked by the Peers to secure the shield shard in Malus.

✨ Repelling the Giant Ambush

✨ The party repels an orc and giant ambush before arriving in Dorb to meet with high-level military officers.

✨ Trouble in Blave

✨ Arriving in Blave, the heroes learn of Hill Giants and Ettins harassing the region's military outposts.

✨ A Visit from Lalia

✨ After a strange encounter with a statue of Gildora, the heroes are visited by the Erinyes Lalia with a warning.

✨ Ankhegs Defeated

✨ The heroes emerge victorious against the Ankhegs, though Falorn is left disappointed by the lack of gold.

✨ Falorn Joins and Ankhegs Rise

✨ Falorn joins the party as they embark toward Dorb, only to be ambushed by a massive Ankheg monstrosity.

✨ The Shield Bearers' Quest

✨ The party joins a guild dedicated to repairing the Shield of Concar and prepares to brave the Imperial Darkway.

February 17, 2023

✨ The Cave of the Abyss

✨ The heroes infiltrate a cave, defeat a demonic creature, and recover a magical triangle shard and lost guards.

January 27, 2023

✨ Gnolls and Cultists

✨ After slaying a group of Gnolls, the heroes encounter and interrogate cultists worshipping the demon Sklyx.

January 20, 2023

✨ The Investigation Begins

✨ The party investigates the Crond brothers' home and searches for missing guards near a mysterious ridge.

January 14, 2023

✨ Introduction at the Leering Stag

✨ Heroes gather at the Leering Stag inn, introducing themselves and taking a contract to find missing brothers.